Tabloid Pseudoscience

Tabloid Pseudoscience CHARLESTON, S.C. - A new photo proves what experts have suspected for years: space aliens are taking water samples from Earth to check the pollution levels of our seas and rivers. And experts say if those levels are too high, the Ets will destroy our planet f 'We're poisoning the environment of the Universe with our reckless waste, and the inhabitants of other planets are fed up with it," says respected physicist and noted UFO researcher Dr. Phyllis Glast. "Since the late 1960's alien spacecraft hovering over our waterways and sampling our water. And some people who have been abducted by aliens have been told by the creatures that our air and water are being n off South Carolina co "It came out of nowhere," says Miss Domica who was sailing with fiiends in the Atlantic Ocean, just 20 miles off Folly Beach near Charleston. "One second I was shooting pictures of that calm serene water. The next second this giant saucer-shaped object came zooming out of the sky, moving faster than I've ever seen anything move. "It hovered there a moment, less. than 100 yards away fiom us. "Suddenly the sea got very turbulent'and a huge waterspout shot up and into a hole in the center of it. "It rocked our boat and I had to hold on to the mast to snap the picture. I'm not sure how long the waterspout lasted but monitored. when it was over, the thing sped away and the surface was calm again." Aliens will punish "But there's been no -concrete visual evidence until now." M&S Domica said she called authorities US for polluting the and some men who identified themselves The final prmf came just three days ago as government agents came to her home Earth, warns when . photographer and boating enthusiast to speak with her. Gloria Domica snapped the pictwe, shown expert! here, of a UFO sucking water up into its hold. 1.Do the articlesshare a common tone (calm, detached, emotional, illogical)? 2. What kinds of words are used to describe eventsin these stories? Are they objective? Subjective? Emotionally-charged?Give specific examplesfrom the stories. 3. Whattype(s) of evidence is offered in support ofthe claimsmade in the stories? Doesthis evidence seemreasonable? 4.Do the eyewitnesses cited in these stories have any traitsin common? 12 5.Do the experts cited in these stories have any traitsin common? 6. Are there any recurrentthemesin the articles? Explain. PLACE THIS ORDER OR A SIMILAR ORDER WITH US TODAY AND GET AN AMAZING DISCOUNT :)